You say you don’t understand us, but our reasoning is “fucked up.”

Sorry, dude, but you indeed do not understand. You don’t understand that America has a lot more predators than Britain, although that is changing rapidly — British violent crime is going up. And yet, American murder rate has been dropping even as gun ownership has gone way up.

Did you know that London is now more dangerous than New York City.

Yeah, I didn’t think you did.

The next time you say that you don’t understand something, but that it is fucked up, understand that it makes it clear that you are a fool.